Beer Martinis Poker HDTV
"Hey, this is a private residence, man."
"Careful, man, there's a beverage here!"
-- The Dude
Jammer's Basement Residential Pub is a great place to sit back with family or friends (or even alone, if you own the place) and relax after a hard day of work, parenting, bills, and otherwise managing your life. We offer a pleasant, straightforward atmosphere in a private residence setting that isn't subject to liquor licenses, commercial zoning ordinances, or annoying strangers.
Beer: Select from a varied selection of bottles and sometimes even cans, depending on how frugal we were during the last trip to our local supplier. We have draft beer too, if you can pretend that a bottled beer poured into a glass is a draft.
Spirits: Want something a little stronger than a macrobrew? Go for a mixed (or neat) drink poured from one of Jammer's stocked spirits. Bourbon, vodka, and rum are stocked at all times. Other things are stocked at other times. Beggars can't be choosers!
Martinis: Enjoy a hand-made martini of either the gin or vodka type -- always shaken; never stirred. We've always wondered why Bond feels the need to request a shaken martini. Does anyone not make a martini by shaking it?
Drink specials: All beverages at Jammer's are free. That's right, absolutely FREE. You cannot beat that price at any pub in town! The only catch is that we have to know you, and you have to occasionally BYOB as a show of good faith.
Poker: Are you a mediocre card shark? Then enjoy a night at the tables (well, one table) during one of our popular poker tournaments. And by popular, we mean as many as eight people -- and by regular, we mean as frequently as once a year!
HDTV: Looking for some relaxing lounge time? Enjoy a popular HBO series -- or the Chicago Bears during what promises to be another awful rebuilding year -- on our large LCD HDTV screen technology from 2008.
Parties and more! Looking for something to do on New Year's Eve or the Super Bowl and you personally know the bar owner and he's in town that day? Then book your evening of entertainment at Jammer's!
Free wifi. No cover.
Open to patrons by invitation only.
Hours dependent on children and general tiredness.